if you dont like Scrubs, youre wrong
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
What do you mean drake and josh ended
remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
another meme i won’t finish [5/5 co stars]: Kate Winslet & Leonardo Dicaprio
“He’d walk onto the set in the morning, after, like, a half hour’s sleep or something, and that face— it took your breath away. I just looked at him, having been through hair and makeup for hours, and wailed, ‘You fucker!’ He just practically rolled out of bed and looked that gorgeous. He can’t take compliments, absolutely hates them, and he goes, ‘Shut up!’ and gets me in a headlock and wrestles me to the ground. I love him dearly.”
wow he sure is hungry
no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first
The female Dragonborn walks into the Ragged Flagon for the start of a fanfiction that has been done hundreds of times. Brynjolf looks up from his mead.
"Dat lass," he whispers.